En typisk Fransk jente

I am French, therefore I:

• Talk about Inès de la Fressange and Laetitia Casta as if they were close friends
• Take for granted that my interlocutor knows who Inès and Laetitia are
• Speak Frenglish
• Make a 20-minute speech when someone asks me how the food is
• Arrive 5 minutes late at all my appointments
• Have the impression to betray my homeland each time I wear Porselli ballerinas intead of Repettos
• Think people from Bergen have a very understandable accent (the way they pronounce the "r" is so similar as the French "rrr")
• Is obsessed with the two f-words: food & fashion
• Say "merde" more often than "merci" 
• Believe that Carine (Roitfeld) is more  powerful than Anna (Wintour) - fashionnally speaking of course